Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Asleep At The Switch


You guys do a most excellent job at protecting the first black President from a bullet for 4 freaking years and you are going to let it all go to shit because 0NE numnut wouldn't pay his Colombian hooker the equivalent of 47 US dollars?

Don't you have people whose JOB it is to put the kibosh on this kind of security breach/scandal before it got out or control or out to the general public? Where was the oversight and supervision of EVERYONE who is this close to the most important person on the planet? What happen if these were Chinese Concubines or Hungarian Harlots?

Not the President's fault but his enemies will try to make it appear that he somehow caused this lapse in judgement (because we all know he really an elitist snob who hates the country and secretly works to make it fail).

There will be some serious house cleaning in Washington once the fall election is over. When he doesn't have to worry about re-election or making deals with the devils of the Congress, maybe President Obama can kick some change into the collective asses of America.

I wonder where the young girl is now? She would be quite the 'get' for anyone wishing to have an exclusive interview with her. The story is tailor made for our 30 second culture. If she looks like a Latin Kim Kardashian then everyone's head is going to explode.

I personally like me some sex scandal. It's all very sordid and tawdry and basically about some guy thinking with his dick - perfect for the first real scandal of spring. I can smell the dampness of all the wet horseshit in the air.

And what about the agent that was so cheap that he couldn't just give the damn girl a fifty and thank her for her services? This doesn't have to be a 'thing'. We can all be adult and civilized about our choices here. A contract was entered into and was or was not consummated. That matters.

He has just gone and ruined a good thing for everybody. Someone has to do a security assessment of the local pros - that is just good security. They probably have a budget or a 'system' for this kind of thing or they should.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I must say, I found the whole thing hilarious. Your second to last paragraph sums up my own sentiment about this whole silliness. I don't care what my politicians or protectors do with their sex life with the exception to pedafilia, because if they can do their job properly, why does it really matter. We really need to stop caring about these things. Also when is prostitution going to be legal anyways?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Welcome back Daskaea. They Man doens't want legal prostitution because that would put more cash into the society, the cashless society is just another control.